Liz has been hitched a total of eight times, but only seven men were involved. She did the deed twice with Richard Burton. No word on how many times she wore her lucky white diamonds down the aisle.

In fact, the ceremony took place at Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. I guess if you are on big number eight, anything goes.

It’s that kind of fastidious attention to detail that lead him to take on challenging, refined roles such as Nutty Professor 2: Meet the Klumps. Oh, Eddie.

We couldn’t decide if this seemed longer or shorter than we had remembered. In fact, we are pretty sure we blocked it out, like all other traumatic events in our lives. Unfortunately, that mental block did not include very strong recollections of the music video they did together for, “You Are Not Alone.”

Elton John! Can you believe it! Don’t the other three options seem FAR more likely? Totally thought Elton’s standards would have been a little higher. Not that Pete and Bridgette aren’t tres adorable, but still! Three years earlier he was headlining at Princess Diana’s funeral! We’ll leave it at that.

They didn’t do it to be creepy (though it most certainly was), but rather to dodge paparazzi. We’d like to argue that there is no better way to attract attention then to wear a creepy mask. Just sayin’.

That’s right - Hootie. In 2004! Elton John would have made a lot more sense as the answer to this question, if you ask us. Though, in Tiger’s defense, “ Only Want to Be With You” does set the right tone for a wedding, albeit a wedding in 1996.

But oh, how we wish it was A! Or C. Or BOTH! What a dream wedding that would be. We would have made the t-shirts ourselves: Donna Martin Marries!

If you answered D, then you obviously don’t watch enough reality shows on Oxygen – which is actually probably for the best. Tori left Charlie for Dean McDermott, who she met while filming the 2005 made for TV movie, Mind Over Murder. (Tori plays the psychic who can read minds and thus find the killer. Yeah. That’s right.) They now have two kids and a new Oxygen show, “Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood.” Now you are all caught up. You can thank us later.

Paul and Heather’s wedding cost a whopping $3m. If only he’d shelled out a few thousand more in legal fees for the prenup! We have to assume that once The Donald found out that he was not the answer to this question, he set about planning one heck of a vow renewal.