They’re not always right, they’re not always nice, but you can bet your last dime they’re always going to be fabulous.  The good women at Tokii have put together some of our favourite quotes by women who are busy kicking butt and taking names.  After a few of these, you’ll be wondering why anybody ever called them “the weaker sex”.

Hilarious Female Quotes

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All you grouches out there be warned! We Love Monday’s! It’s a whole new week of kicking butt and taking names, and we’re loving it along with you every step of the way. So grab a coffee, get behind the wheel and start that world-conquering! We’ve got all kinds of little shots of inspiration to get your week started on the right foot. Give your partner a big kiss and let them know they’re in for a very nice seven days too!

Monday Rocks

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Humans and dogs have been getting along since before we invented putting crops in the ground.  They’ve been our workers, our security, our living bling, and our confidants.  In modern times they’re living breathing stress relievers (most of the time) and they’re a daily excuse to get some some proper exercise.  We love our dogs like the obedient, adoring children we never had!

Dog Quotes

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There’s Superhero teams, and then their’s the Avengers. WIth the careful exception of The God of Thunder and the off-again on-again Incredible Hulk, the Avengers are mostly just a team of awesome dudes with powers that jump just slightly past believable. Compared to the Justice League, or the X-men, of the Fantastic Four, the Avengers aren’t really that hard to imagine actually existing. With all that tension, you know people are going to start hooking up. Can you picture Scarlett Johansson giving Hawkeye the old Wink Wink? We’ve got all those smart-ass Tony Stark quotes all ready to go!!!

Avenger Superhero Quotes

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The writing in comic books somewhere in the 90′s with the abolishment of the “comic code”, very quietly positioned itself away from the corny and towards something that aimed to provoke thought, stir up controversy and provide effective analogies for our times. Characters became grittier,stories became more thoughtful, and relationships that used to be cardboard became completely nuanced, heartbreaking and interesting. Just like real life, but, you know, with mutants.

Superhero Quotes

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When you think about it, any conflict can be resolved with a little Fairy Tale insight. Looking for prince charming? Develop a glass slipper fetish. Want to become someone’s knight in shining armour? You may have to get your start as an amphibian. Fairy tales have provided us with an entire spell book of life lessons we use all the time, whether we’re coping with wicked stepmothers or dangerous beasts.

Fairy Tales Quotes

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Most medical authorities recommend that adults should get anywhere from 8.5 to 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep a night.  For most of us that’s a dream, but even for the night owls among us, sleep, or lack thereof, is a topic of discussion we can never get enough of.  Tokii has the best thoughts, jokes, quotes and one-liners about sleep, so forget about the shut-eye and check us out tonight!

Sleepy Quotes

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Oh, yeah. I totally love these quotes. For real. You can’t hear my tone of voice but it’s absolutely genuine. As genuine as your hair today. Oh, no. It looks very nice. No, really. It does. Have you looked in the mirror? It looks great. Really, it does. I’m one-hundred percent sincere. You look like you’ve read a few quotes before. No, I’m not saying you’re experienced, just that you know what you’re doing. Oh, no. I didn’t mean it that way. Honestly, I didn’t.

Sarcasm Quotes

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What do you call a Dog with no hind legs and steel testicles?  Sparky!  Tokii brings you the funniest quotes the internet has ever seen!  So if you’re in need of a quick giggle, a hearty guffaw, or if you’d like to remember what it’s like to blow coffee out of your nose, we’ve got the power to make that happen.

Funny Quotes

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It’s hard to believe there is a sport where men are given ice skates, a wooden stick and a bone to pick, where they are then thrown to the ice with a little puck and asked to shoot it into the other teams’ net, no matter the cost. Sounds an awful lot like a fight waiting to happen. That is probably why this is a nice spectator sport—so we can cheer on others who share in our anger! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Hockey Quotes

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