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Hilarious Female [QUOTE]

They’re not always right, they’re not always nice, but you can bet your last dime they’re always going to be fabulous.  The good women at Tokii have put together some of our favourite quotes by women who are busy kicking butt and taking names.  After a few of these, you’ll be wondering why anybody ever […]

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Monday Rocks [QUOTE]

All you grouches out there be warned! We Love Monday’s! It’s a whole new week of kicking butt and taking names, and we’re loving it along with you every step of the way. So grab a coffee, get behind the wheel and start that world-conquering! We’ve got all kinds of little shots of inspiration to […]

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Couples and Canines [QUOTE]

Humans and dogs have been getting along since before we invented putting crops in the ground.  They’ve been our workers, our security, our living bling, and our confidants.  In modern times they’re living breathing stress relievers (most of the time) and they’re a daily excuse to get some some proper exercise.  We love our dogs […]

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Avenger Superhero [QUOTE]

There’s Superhero teams, and then their’s the Avengers. WIth the careful exception of The God of Thunder and the off-again on-again Incredible Hulk, the Avengers are mostly just a team of awesome dudes with powers that jump just slightly past believable. Compared to the Justice League, or the X-men, of the Fantastic Four, the Avengers […]

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Superhero [QUOTE]

The writing in comic books somewhere in the 90′s with the abolishment of the “comic code”, very quietly positioned itself away from the corny and towards something that aimed to provoke thought, stir up controversy and provide effective analogies for our times. Characters became grittier,stories became more thoughtful, and relationships that used to be cardboard […]

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Fairy Tale [QUOTE]

When you think about it, any conflict can be resolved with a little Fairy Tale insight. Looking for prince charming? Develop a glass slipper fetish. Want to become someone’s knight in shining armour? You may have to get your start as an amphibian. Fairy tales have provided us with an entire spell book of life […]

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Can’t Sleep [QUOTE]

Most medical authorities recommend that adults should get anywhere from 8.5 to 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep a night.  For most of us that’s a dream, but even for the night owls among us, sleep, or lack thereof, is a topic of discussion we can never get enough of.  Tokii has the best thoughts, jokes, […]

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Sarcasm [QUOTE]

Oh, yeah. I totally love these quotes. For real. You can’t hear my tone of voice but it’s absolutely genuine. As genuine as your hair today. Oh, no. It looks very nice. No, really. It does. Have you looked in the mirror? It looks great. Really, it does. I’m one-hundred percent sincere. You look like […]

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LMAO [QUOTE]

What do you call a Dog with no hind legs and steel testicles?  Sparky!  Tokii brings you the funniest quotes the internet has ever seen!  So if you’re in need of a quick giggle, a hearty guffaw, or if you’d like to remember what it’s like to blow coffee out of your nose, we’ve got […]

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Hockey [QUOTE]

It’s hard to believe there is a sport where men are given ice skates, a wooden stick and a bone to pick, where they are then thrown to the ice with a little puck and asked to shoot it into the other teams’ net, no matter the cost. Sounds an awful lot like a fight […]

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