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BlowJob Blow Up: Tokii Leads Couples to the Promised Land

Never has a girlfriend or a wife ever asked the question “Would you like some head” in anything more than a rhetorical sense.  The answer is yes.  If we’re watching the Superbowl in overtime, yes, if our arm is getting crushed in a mechanical press, yes, if we’re sleeping, absolutely yes.

The Truth is, on a day when your dog died, you got fired, and your appendix burst, if there was a blowjob in there somewhere, at worst it’s a wash.

If by chance a man’s significant other has ever shown some great enthusiasm or talent for the process in the past this goes doubly so.  This is something every man with a pulse wants, it’s the true equalizer.

It’s one of those beautiful moments in life where the act lives up to the hype that’s been steadily engrained into our heads since the early years of grade school.  Of course ladies, Flynt’s Law* states that not having to ask for it on the spot increases the pleasure by up to 400% (it’s science).  It’s like getting a surprise sandwich made for you, only the sandwich is made out of Led Zeppelin music and sunshine.

The general impression I get, however, is that giving out blowjobs with the frequency in which men desire them is seldom something a woman is interested in accomplishing.  This leaves most men a state of existential deprivation, expressed mathematically as M=(B.J. – 1)2. 

So, if a blowjob equates roughly to Christmas for a seven year old, and the sole person capable of deliverer of service is not keen, frustration is very real.  The good people at Tokii.com have devised a terrific solution, and it just might be what saves this world in the end.  Tokii’s New TradingPost game is a place for busy couples to engage in a playful quid pro quo, creating a new couples economy where cleaning out the fridge can be exchanged for first choice on the movie date, where picking up a bottle of wine can be traded for a back massage, and where repainting the house, cleaning the garage, losing ten pounds and building an extension on the kitchen can be traded for a blow job.  Ladies, you’re house could be the envy of the neighborhood, and fellas, you could be smiling so wide you’d make the Joker look like a sour puss.

Check out Tokii.com today, it’s free, it’s fun, and it’ll make your relationship soar!

*This is not an actual law.

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