Sex and the City fans probably remember a classic episode in which Samantha proclaimed to a new lover, “You’ve got funky-tasting spunk!“ She described his joy juice as a “trip to the rotten-egg buffet.” Well, not everyone is so blunt, but it’s true that women more often complain about men’s secretions smelling like Ajax, or tasting like a bitter pill. The reason: everything a man ingests affects his outpouring—as does his overall health. Infections, STD’s, and the use of tobacco often account for the foulest spunk, while alcohol, coffee, beer, meat and some medications can make semen pasty and unappetizing.
To improve your intimate elixir, you need to clear your system of all the above culprits. Next, start binging on tropical fruits, natural juices, and leafy vegetables. Drinking lots of water will also help dilute the enemies of good taste. If this approach sounds too demanding, one company claims to have developed a shake called Semenex that will make a man’s milk as delectable as a creme-filled Easter egg. If their promise holds up, you could spurt dessert just 24 hours after downing the drink. Another firm makes a product called Masque which utilizes natural taste masking ingredients that block the flavors associated with semen (salts, bitters, and proteins). These masking ingredients are micro encapsulated into an orally dis solvable, flavored strip that a man’s partner can place on her tongue. I’ve heard women say it works surprising well, so it might be worth giving a try. Check it out at Your Masque.com.
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‘Spurt dessert’, is the funniest, yet grossest term I’ve heard in a long time. How would you lead up to it in a conversation? Even funnier!